"Well, there are finally indications that you are going to let the NAO get negative and maybe allow some of us to actually see snow before summer is upon us. I just want to be clear on one thing, B***H. Do not think for one second that you can toss a late season snowstorm at me and have me immediately forget what you've inflicted on us this winter and go right back to way things used to be. Just because you spread your legs and I am willing to jump into bed does NOT mean that I forgive you. It only means I am willing to use you, just as you have used me. If you treat me fairly (and, yes, all I ask is fairness... I do NOT require another 1995/96, et al), maybe... MAYBE... I will be able to open my heart again someday and find a way to forgive you. Until that day, I will still respond when you send a snow threat this way, but it will be more like the response of Pavlov's dogs to the bell rather than any real love or respect on my part. My love and respect will have to be earned all over again starting with one.... ONE.... freakin' snowstorm.... YOU #@*&-ING WH*RE!!!!"
People think I like snow. This is just too much....and it made my night. I think I'll stop complaining about the 90 inches we've had.
Oh, and to all the complainers who hate the snow...this picture is for you.
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Cute pics. :p
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